Titanium Alloy Carabiner

🪨 Titanium Carabiner — Because Plastic Is for Grocery Bags

It really sucks when you get to your destination just to find out that your regular carabiner droped your other Croc somewhere on your trek. Meet the carabiner that laughs in the face of rust, fatigue, and whatever else life throws at it. Machined from solid titanium, this one-piece clip is lightweight, ridiculously strong, and far too good to be holding your gas station keychain collection — but it’ll do that too.

💪 Built for Forever:
Titanium doesn’t corrode, bend, or complain. It’s basically the Chuck Norris of carabiners.

🧠 One-Piece Design:
No screws, no hinges, no nonsense — just pure precision-cut strength. Less to break, more to trust when it matters.

🎒 Adventure-Grade Minimalism:
Clip your keys, hang gear, or attach your water bottle in style. Works great on backpacks, belts, and anywhere else you feel like flexing your titanium superiority.

⚙️ Specs:

• Material: Titanium Alloy

• Weight: 16g (so light, you’ll check to make sure it’s still there)

• Dimensions: 66mm × 29mm

• Corrosion-proof, non-magnetic, and adventure-ready

Pro Tip: If you ever hand this to someone, don’t expect it back. It’s that nice.