Titanium Alloy Comb

🧱 Built Like a Tool, Not a Toy
The Apocalypse Comb, maybe its unneccesary but how many people can say they own a titanium comb? Forged from aerospace-grade titanium alloy, this comb laughs in the face of flimsy plastic ones that snap the first time you hit a knot. Corrosion-proof, rust-proof, and trail-proof — you can drop it in the dirt, rinse it in a river, and it’ll still look classy enough for your next summit selfie.

🪶 Featherweight Strength
Weighing just 12g to 14.4g, it’s ultralight enough for the gram-counters, yet solid enough to double as a survival multitool (okay, not officially, but it feels that way).

📏 Perfectly Pocket-Sized

• Small Comb: 88mm × 26mm (3.46" × 1"), 12g

• Large Comb: 95mm × 26mm (3.74" × 1"), 14.4g
  Slides into your wallet, Dopp kit, or EDC pouch without taking up space or bending under pressure.

💈 Adventure-Ready Grooming
Because just because you’re in the wild doesn’t mean you have to look wild. Great for:

• Camp mornings before civilization sightings

• Taming the post-helmet look

• Maintaining that “rugged, not feral” vibe

🔥 Bonus Points:

• Titanium = naturally hypoallergenic and non-static

• Built-in keyhole loop for clipping to your pack, keychain, or vanity of choice